Angry Video Game Nerd quotes

Sep 03

Episode 54: Deadly Towers

Episode 54: Deadly Towers

Aug 29

Episode 93: Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link

Episode 93: Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link

Aug 28

Episode 93: Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link
“What’s that look like? Could he possibly be holding his sword in a more suggestive position?”

Episode 93: Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link

“What’s that look like? Could he possibly be holding his sword in a more suggestive position?”

Episode 99: Star Wars

Episode 99: Star Wars

[Season 1 Episode 5 ]Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick. This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit. I’ve had more fun playing with dog turds. Shredder’s my ass and Splinter’s my balls. This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I’d rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I’d rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo’s anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it’s a piece of shit… and I don’t like it.”

Episode 37: Dragons Lair
(Submitted by lunar-flux)

Episode 37: Dragons Lair

(Submitted by lunar-flux)

Aug 25

Episode 46: The Wizard and Super Mario Bros 3

Episode 46: The Wizard and Super Mario Bros 3

Aug 20

Episode 17: Bible Games

Episode 17: Bible Games

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Just make sure you tell me which episode the quote is from and I’ll try to post it.

Aug 16

Episode 13: A Nightmare On Elm Street

Episode 13: A Nightmare On Elm Street