Episode 54: Deadly Towers
Episode 93: Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link
“What’s that look like? Could he possibly be holding his sword in a more suggestive position?”
[Season 1 Episode 5 ]Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
“Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick. This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit. I’ve had more fun playing with dog turds. Shredder’s my ass and Splinter’s my balls. This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I’d rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I’d rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo’s anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it’s a piece of shit… and I don’t like it.”
